“That’s One For The Album, Dear”
At some point in your travels, you’ll come across a sight that’s so beautiful, it takes your breath away. In those moments there’s only one thing to do. Take a photo. With your balls out. Nutscaping is a photo-taking trend which involves dropping your trousers, whipping out some testicles (yours, if you have them), and gently hovering above the camera so your balls hang down like a majestic moon in the sky. Nutscapes.com is a website dedicated to capturing the phenomenon, and has even shared a handy guide on how it’s done:
How to Nutscape
- Find yourself somewhere awesome
- Turn your back to the awesome scene
- Drop your pants
- Bend over and shoot Nutscape through your legs
Diagrams are to come, in case you need some help perfecting the technique, and there are a few rules. Like no dick tips. Just interested in the balls, here.
Lone testicles overlook some rocks. (Picture: nutscapes.com)
The creators of nutscapes also have a few pointers (not a double entendre. Again, balls. Not penises) to offer, advising loose clothing for easy whipping out, and the use of a friend when needed. The trend first appeared back in 2007, but is seeing a resurgence in popularity. Because, balls.
It’s art, really.
This one’s quite soothing, if you ignore the pubes. (Picture: nutscapes.com)
And people are willing to brave chilly temperatures….
Such bravery. (Picture: nutscapes.com)
…and terrifying heights in order to capture the perfect nutscape.
Good composition on this one. (Picture: nutscapes.com)
It’s a new take on freeballing.
Balls on the beach. (Picture: nutscapes.com)
That allows your balls to take in nature and the beauty of the world around them.
Balls in the mountains. (Picture: nutscapes.com)
Balls deserve a break, too.
Balls at large. (Picture: nutscapes.com)
And their time in the limelight. Because dick picks are so passé.
Balls gone wild. (Picture: nutscapes.com)
And really, if you’re not dangling your bits in front of some cliffs at sunset, we’re just not interested.
Balls. (Picture: nutscapes.com)
Head over to Nutscapes if you fancy some more nutspiration, or fancy submitting your own.